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Navy Oakley June T-Shirt – Dad Tax retro stripes graphic on back with raccoon holding snacks and “Making Sure It’s Not Poison” text

Dad Tax Retro Graphic Tee – Funny Fatherhood Snack Shirt | Oakley June

Making sure it’s not poison—one fry at a time.

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There’s nothing quite like a dad’s dedication to keeping the family safe… especially when fries are involved. Our Dad Tax Retro Graphic Tee celebrates every father’s sacred duty: “taste testing” snacks straight from the kids’ plates. Featuring a vintage-inspired raccoon graphic with bold retro stripes, this shirt delivers classic dad humor with a nostalgic twist.

Crafted on our lightweight, soft, and breathable unisex tee, it offers all-day comfort that keeps up with everything from school pick-ups to movie nights. The Sport Grey base makes the colorful print pop while pairing easily with jeans, shorts, or joggers. Whether worn to the next family BBQ, park outing, or just around the house, this tee is built for laughs and everyday wear.

Each shirt is printed using direct-to-garment technology, ensuring crisp detail and long-lasting color through every wash. It’s the perfect conversation starter and an instant dad favorite—because quality assurance never tasted so good.

From Our Family to Yours, Fast

Each Oakley June piece is made to order — crafted just for you as soon as you check out. We typically fulfill orders within 1–2 business days. After that, shipping takes about 2–5 business days depending on your location. As soon as your order is on the move, we’ll send you tracking so you can follow it from our hands to yours.

Easy Returns, No Worries

Every Oakley June piece is made to order, so we keep returns simple and straightforward. Here’s how it works:

  • Automatic refunds: If your shirt arrives with a defect in the print or garment, you can start a return right from your account page. Once approved, your refund is initiated automatically.
  • Buyer responsibility: Return shipping costs are the buyer’s responsibility.
  • What we cover: We’re happy to make things right if there’s a manufacturing defect.
  • What we don’t cover: Because each item is made just for you, we can’t accept returns for buyer’s remorse, wrong size, or color preference.

Our promise is simple: if something’s truly off, we’ll fix it. Otherwise, your Oakley June shirt was crafted to be loved the moment it arrives

Made with Tomorrow in Mind

Every Oakley June shirt is made to order, which means we only create what’s needed — no overstock, no waste. Our print process uses water-based inks and eco-friendly methods that are safer for both you and the planet.

By choosing Oakley June, you’re helping reduce overproduction and keep unnecessary textiles out of landfills. Because family isn’t just about today — it’s about the world we’re leaving for tomorrow.

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